Marriage and situations within it can sometimes be very funny! So much so that people even want to share them with others, for example, through social media! We have prepared tweets for you in which almost every married person will recognize themselves! Get ready - it's going to be hilarious!

Sometimes it's not so tempting

Of course, a husband would probably prefer his wife to touch herself, or even better, him, rather than... a Kit Kat! But sometimes the temptation of a treat wins! 

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Especially when tired or in a bad mood - a sweet candy bar and silence are simply irreplaceable! And you can also watch your favorite series. And to make sure no one disturbs - not even the husband!

A happy wife equals a happy family! 

Smart men definitely know that the better their wife's mood, the happier they will be too. And if the wife wants two kittens, it's better to activate the "kitten mode" and either buy the desired ones or adopt them from a shelter. 

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The main thing is that the husband isn't allergic to cats! Otherwise, the plan will fail.

Unusual wishes

As you can see, while some women want kittens or dogs, others want to have a hedgehog! It may seem harder to negotiate with the husband in such cases, but not for cunning and smart women! They can do anything! 

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Even make a husband who doesn't understand why keep a hedgehog at home really want to have one! However, seriously speaking, a hedgehog would definitely be better off in the wild, and at home, you can keep only a playful toy.

An unusual situation

It's interesting why this woman didn't want her husband to know that she was vacuuming? Perhaps so he wouldn't relax and also wouldn't forget to clean up in the apartment. 

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Or maybe because she accidentally could have vacuumed something valuable to her husband - and he would never find out. But, honestly, it's better not to pretend or hide the vacuum cleaner from your husband.

It's better not to use guest towels!

Of course, it's important not to forget that your spouse is one of the most valuable people to you, and you shouldn't hesitate to use towels for them. 

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But indeed, some families have separate items, such as towels, designated only for guests. It's a surprising but common situation!

A moment of pride

You know you've hit a milestone in adulthood when loading the dishwasher becomes a matter of pride for men. It's like they've unlocked a secret achievement in the game of life!"Look, honey, I've arranged the plates in perfect harmony, the cups stand tall, and the utensils... oh, the utensils are a work of art!" 

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It's a moment of glory, a victory over chaos, a symphony of cleanliness in a world of kitchen chaos. So don’t be lazy to praise your husband even for such achievements!

Is it a threat?

Well, a request from the wife for her husband to repeat his words can sometimes be very dangerous. After all, in those moments, the wife is extremely dissatisfied with something - it's better not to upset women, ha-ha! 

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Speaking of detective work, perhaps the wife is hinting to her husband about something very unpleasant... and until it happens, it's better for him not to comment on how his beloved loads the dishwasher or to get up from the couch and help her with it.

Cool cosmetics is no laughing matter!

We think this man's wife wouldn't be too pleased to find out that her beloved is tweeting about her skincare products. Perhaps she'd come up with a punishment - making him buy a hundred jars of that shampoo! Or better yet, two hundred? 

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But on a serious note, technology is advancing, and there's also a lot of cool men's cosmetics out there, but that's not really a laughing matter, is it?

When you've been married for a long time!

It’s natural that over the years, not only does the attachment to each other grow, but so does the level of openness. While on the first dates, few people talk about health problems or even things like cramps, living together for a long time allows you to joke about it. 

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For instance, one humorous married couple came up with a game called 'Guess Where the Cramp Is!'.

Some men in marriage are simply unrecognizable!

We don't know why this man has to cook so much, and moreover, where does he find so much free time for it. We can assume that his wife is a businesswoman who is constantly at work, while he is a stay-at-home dad. 

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Well, with such success, there's every chance that he'll become a master chef! If anything - we would like to know his contacts to stay informed about where to eat deliciously!

Inconstancy!

Well, inconsistency in marriage isn't so bad when it comes to the desire to grill cheese rather than love for one's significant other. As for cheese (or any other dish), changing your mind and saying that you will indeed eat it is not scary at all! 

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The main thing is not to take a piece of your husband, or he may get upset. After all, grilled cheese is very delicious!

And it happens!

There's no getting away from it - sometimes girls (and guys) really love their pets! Of course, we're sure it's a joke, and the girl loves her husband more, but he doesn't always need to know that ha-ha! 

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Perhaps before this dialogue, he did something wrong or didn't do something right. So, in such moments, it's better not to ask the wife about the strength of her love for the dog.

Do you care about the color of the sofa?

As you can see, there are people for whom married life is even associated with... the color of the sofa upholstery! We think it's a joke, of course, but there's still some truth to it. 

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After all, in marriage, people often renovate, move to new homes. And by the way, it's often said that marriage is tested by renovations - relationships either reach a new level or fall apart.

Sneezing loudly is a must!

Many people know from experience that marriage is not only about kindness and romance. It can also involve loud sneezing, sniffling, or strange household habits! 

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Of course, to loving people, these things seem trivial, but sometimes, especially when somebody is in a bad mood, they can be slightly irritating.

Shopping at Lowe’s is actually quite romantic!

We don't know why the author of this tweet found shopping at Lowe’s unromantic, but choosing various items for the home together is very cute.

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It's better to do it together than to try to handle everything alone. And coffee in bed! It's like an idyll!

When the husband is a joker

Apparently, the beloved husband of the woman who posted about her son's birthday decided to show off his sense of humor and left a comment about mustard. It's really cool when a family can joke around! 

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It has a positive impact on the family atmosphere and uplifts everyone's mood. Moreover, even an argument can be defused with a cool joke.

Sometimes, looking at your wife is very useful!

Careful observation of your beloved wife (or husband) can sometimes really help understand many things. For example, what mood she or he is in, what plans they have, and so on. 

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However, just observing is not enough - it's also important to talk, discuss plans for the future, and so on.

When a wife knows everything about her husband!

Well, in a long marriage, it's like being on a never-ending game show called 'Know Your Spouse!' You're bound to pick up a few clues along the way, like when they start humming their favorite tune while loading the dishwasher or give you 'the look' that says, 'Don't you dare touch the thermostat'.

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And also how many seconds will it take for him to fall asleep! It's all part of the fun of the game!

This is betrayal!

Well, if your husband gets offended when you're doing a puzzle without him, you might need to offer him a special puzzle piece shaped like a remote control or a bag of chips to lure him back into the game! 

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Or maybe just tell him that the missing piece of the puzzle is actually him, and you need his help to complete it! Humor is the best way out of any situation!

Wife instead of a secretary?

Well, this woman sure knows how to poke fun at herself and her marriage, but let's hope she feels happy in it. If the husband can't seem to remember his dental appointments on his own - no worries, the wife will help him out. 

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But hopefully, along with that, the husband also helps the wife with something he's better at handling.

Super attentive husband

Having a husband who meticulously reads every sign about bugs and plants during our nature walks? Well, at least I know who to call if I ever get lost in the wilderness – my personal outdoor encyclopedia!

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He's a human GPS in the great outdoors – just hope he doesn't stop to identify every leaf on the way!

Her husband really loves to sleep!

Well, that's fine! While many don't care how quickly he falls asleep after starting a movie (even though later, when he asks what he missed, it's often too lazy to tell him), when he falls asleep during a credit card application, it's not so bad. Meanwhile, the wife can buy a bunch of cool stuff!

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Of course, we're kidding, and there's hardly anything good in it. It's great when the husband makes gifts himself, rather than having to wait for him to fall asleep to take out a loan.

Husband-singer

Well, when your husband serenades you with lyrics about longing for more attention, you've got options! You could reply with a song about the laundry that needs folding or the dishes waiting in the sink.

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Or better yet, start humming a tune about how he can take care of himself while you relax with a book and a cup of tea!

Sometimes it's better to be safe than sorry!

Indeed, finding the right time for diarrhea can be tricky (and unnecessary)! So, the husband of the author of this tweet did everything right! Of course, one shouldn't overdo it with pills, especially without consulting a doctor.

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By the way, in this case, nothing critical happened. That's how clever adult men can be!

Witty wife!

We hope this is just a joke and not a real situation! After all, the kind of adults who don’t flush the toilet are...shocking! But since it comes down to it, we decided to continue the joke. What to do if your husband forgets to flush the toilet?

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Well, you can start a "flushing reminder" campaign! Put up posters, send newsletters, maybe even organize a seminar on the importance of toilet etiquette! Or, you know, just kindly remind him.

Powerful help to the wife!

Well, it seems the maximum the author of this tweet can help his wife in the kitchen is to stand next to the cupboard, but let's be honest, that's not much. 

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It would be nice if men also participated in cooking, cleaning, and washing dishes, of course. Spare the female hands after a manicure, be gentlemen!

It's better not to touch someone else's junk drawer!

Well, if the wife has decided to have her own personal junk drawer, it's best not to upset her and not throw your things there. Despite it being a junk drawer, she will still notice if something is amiss! 

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And then it depends on her character - either she'll just pass it off as a joke or she'll create a huge scandal. It's better not to risk it!  

Forgetful husband!

Oh, these men, how they forget about their children's activities. I wonder, how do they manage their main job at the same time? By the way, they are unlikely to forget about meeting with friends or going to the bar. 

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So, you can give such a husband memory vitamins - and write on the bottle about the soccer practice on Tuesday at 6:30!

"Successful" shopping

Why do men always buy the wrong things at the grocery store? It's like they're on a mission to keep the excitement alive with surprise meals! And guess who gets to embark on the 'Return to the Store' adventure?

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Yep, you guessed it - the ever-adventurous wife! But hey, a trip to the store is good for your health! They say walking prolongs life!

Gaps in memory

Maybe men have selective hearing, especially when it comes to chores and errands. Their brains have a 'convenient memory delete' button, activated by requests from their spouses. 

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They're too busy planning their next fishing trip to remember the grocery list and genuinely believe that 'I'll do it later' is a valid response to any request.

When a husband loses his self-preservation instinct!

Well, it's hard for us to imagine that daredevil who dared to shush his wife. Judging by the tweet, she didn't like it at all, and now some serious troubles await him.

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The phrase about missing him indicates that the man is going to have a tough time.

Creative father

Well, that's a good idea! But we have one more! Here's a humorous take on getting a child to clean the entire apartment! Casually mention that there might be buried treasure under the clutter. 

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Challenge them to find the hidden remote control in under 10 minutes.  Pretend you're an inspector from the 'Cleanliness Committee' and give them a badge for a job well done!

Pure truth!

This tweet is not only an appropriate joke but also a reason to think. Why do people enjoy popping bubble wrap so much? Popping bubbles is like a mini celebration, where each 'pop' is a small victory against the monotony of the day.

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Perhaps it's our way of expressing our inner child, which never grew up and still delights in life's simple joys!

And once again, the wife turned out to be right!

Well, many wives enjoy being right in the end (just like husbands). But in this case, it's interesting why this couple didn't immediately look for the keys in the place the wife mentioned?

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Then they would have definitely avoided being late. And even then, it's not guaranteed! Perhaps the spouses had to search for something again or argue about something.

Poor dishwasher

Why can't men load the dishwasher properly? It's like they're trying to stuff a ship to the brim, hoping the dishwasher will swallow the entire mountain of plates and pots like a black hole in space. They act as if they have only a minute to fit everything in!

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Men seem to forget that the dishwasher is not a Rubik's Cube puzzle where everything needs to be arranged according to strict rules. No, it's not a puzzle; it's just a machine for washing dishes!

What a fashionista!

It's strange that the author's husband wonders why she needs another pair of black pants, considering his wardrobe. One can imagine that he's a super fashion-conscious guy and surely understands that even items of similar color schemes can be totally different. 

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It's a shame if he only thinks about his own clothes and forgets to delight his wife with new additions.

Real romance!

Sometimes, to feel romance and warmth in a relationship, it's not necessary to go to an expensive restaurant or travel to a resort; you can simply offer nose... toasts with cheese! 

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Especially if your husband loves them. If you're not too lazy to get up and prepare them, it's a super gesture worthy of respect!

Perfect!

Why it's important for wives to have some time alone at home without kids and husbands? Well, let's just say it's a magical moment when you can finally hear your own thoughts without someone asking for snacks every five minutes or searching for lost socks in the Bermuda Triangle of the laundry basket!

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So, gentlemen and ladies, please give your loved ones a chance to be alone with themselves. It's very important!

A difficult situation

What to do if your spouse gets upset when you watch your favorite TV shows without them? It might be time for a TV treaty: establish boundaries for solo watching and agree on must-watch shows together. 

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After all, harmony in the living room is the key to marital bliss! The main thing is that everyone is happy and satisfied!

Transformation into a man

Of course, nobody actually transforms into a man just by using his shower gel, but reading such things is amusing! 

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Perhaps with this tweet, the wife wanted to humorously poke fun at her husband so he realizes that sometimes he does look funny from the outside. Maybe it's time to stop losing keys and checking the lawn?

Children are our mirror!

Well, sometimes children can really make their parents laugh, and not only them. Especially when they use their parents' phrases. We think in this situation the husband laughed not just because.

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Most likely, his wife also often uses "headache" as an excuse to avoid certain tasks or activities. That's the kind of comedy that can happen!

Difficulty of choice

Why is it so hard for men to figure out what they want for dinner? Well, maybe because their taste buds have a mind of their own and refuse to cooperate until the last minute.

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It's like a culinary adventure every evening, with the menu changing as often as the weather forecast! But if you don’t want to stay hungry, it’s better to work on your imagination.

Dealing with husband's bad mood

Well, we think that after such a trip to the store as the author of the tweet practices, her husband will be even angrier. So it's better to come up with an alternative. 

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By the way, what to do if your husband is in a bad mood? Just remind him that tasty food, meeting with friends and other activities have a magical power to sweeten even the sourest of moods!

A difficult situation!

Wow, what courage does her husband have? In a similar situation, you could consider installing a mini picnic table on his side of the bed, complete with a tiny checkered tablecloth and a "no-crumb" policy! 

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Or, you know, gently remind him that breakfast in bed is romantic, but not when it feels like you're sleeping in a biscuit factory!

Both laughter and sin!

Of course, in any relationship, people sometimes get tired of each other, and that's normal. Any situation can be taken with humor! To avoid getting bored with each other, it's important to have friends, hobbies, and favorite work. 

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Then you will always be interesting to yourself and to others. Moreover, people will always enjoy talking to you.

Netflix profile is sacred!

Sometimes, if someone watches a series under your profile on Netflix, it's terribly annoying. Even if it's your beloved spouse. Then it's hard for you to find the movie you watched! 

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If the episodes of your favorite series get mixed up, it's even worse! To prevent conflicts, it's better to have your own profile, isn't it?

The wife who scares easily

When your wife is afraid of everything, it's like living in a comedy-horror movie. You never know when the next scare is coming! So, what to do? Well, start by investing in a good nightlight for every room. 

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Then, make sure to memorize all the hiding spots for spiders and bugs. And finally, never underestimate the power of a reassuring hug. Remember, in the end, laughter is the best monster repellent!

Isn't it a bit too categorical?

Sure, there's a grain of truth in this tweet, but let's not be so absolute! Psychologists actually recommend trying something new in life to create new neural connections and make your life richer and happier. 

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Why not start with sleeping on the unfamiliar side of the bed, right? Even such a seemingly trivial thing can bring something new and pleasant into life.

Oh, these dreams!

If you've found yourself in the predicament of dreaming that your husband betrayed you, fear not, for dreams often carry whimsical tales that defy logic and reason. Rather than letting the dream dictate your emotions, approach it with a touch of humor and curiosity.

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Instead of harboring resentment over a dream, use it as an opportunity to laugh together and strengthen your bond.

It's interesting, what does this mean?

We would like to know why her husband gestured towards the children. They probably wouldn't want to open the rum. So let’s fantasize! 

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We lean towards the idea that the children simply could have tired out their father with their behavior to the point where he just wanted to relax and have a drink or two of rum. And that's the excuse he came up with for his wife.